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Why guys are willing to bang (have sex) anything that moves

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As I was writing a previous post one day, I started thinking about a subject I don’t really hear much talk about. Did you know that all guys have a set of categories when it comes to the women they date or are willing to sleep with? This is the reason why sometimes you see guys that sleep with some ugly ass women and you can’t figure out why.

These categories are in our subconscious and don’t necessarily have official names to each one. At the same time each guy will have their own set of unique categories when it comes to women their willing to bone. Next, I’ll give you a run down of some of them.

The occasional hook-up– This chick is one that we have a good relationship with and for some reason always end up hooking up. We’re not in love with her or intend to ever be in a relationship with. Sometimes they live far away or just our schedules can’t seem to match and open the possibilities of taking it to the next level. We don’t really seek each other but if we’re in the same room we’ll end up getting it on, for sure. This chick is generally of average to good looks.

The booty call– This chick is one that’s always down to bone. We know that when ever we want to get laid, this chick is a sure bet. This can often be an ex-girlfriend or maybe a girl that’s been in love with us for a long time and thinks that by giving it up she will eventually turn the relationship into something more. But no chance of that happening, she’s just a booty call. She’s generally of average looks but at least have some physical features we really like to have fun with. She either has a nice ass, legs or a good pair of hooters.

The last resort– This is the chick we call at 2 am after we leave the club empty handed. Since we had no luck at the club we’re hoping that this chick is probably drunk too and down to jump in the sack. We want to come over to her place, get the job done and get the hell out of there. This chick is one we never really think of calling any other time besides when we really need to ejaculate somewhere. Looks are not important to us at this point because when we have to go, we have to go. She’s often on the bottom of our list when we’re done calling all the other better looking chicks we know.

The “girlfriend”– This chick is not who you’re thinking, she’s the kind that will not spread her legs unless she has the tittle of “girlfriend”. She’s a ball busting bitch that after she becomes official she turns into a complete slut. She only wants to be called a girlfriend so she doesn’t feel like a hoe but since that’s the price to admission to her pants, we give in and become a “couple”. After we’re done having our fun and get tired of her we kick her to the curb we no regrets. Hey, we got what we wanted so we don’t need you anymore.

The friends with benefits– I think we all know this one. It’s a relationship with someone who started as a good friendship but later one thing lead to an other and things happened. This chick is like one of our boys to us but since she also looks good enough to hit it, we will if we get the chance. Is generally a pure sexual relationship and both know too much about each other to consider a real relationship.

The “ better than nothing” chickThis is the only chick we were able to pick up by the end of the nigh after being rejected by the other better looking girls. At least it’s a new pussy and she’s willing to come back to our place that same night. This chick is average looking and by that time we’re wearing our beer goggles anyways and we don’t really care what you look like.

The one night stands– This is the chick we just want to hit-it and quit-it. Nothing more. After we do our thing we never want to see her again. There’s absolutely no chance of a relationship. We usually brag about it to our friends the next day and exaggerate on how good looking she was. In reality this chick is someone we would never introduced to our friends.

The Secret booty– This chick is similar to the one night stand only that we continue to lay pipe with her when ever we need to. This is the chick we never want to be seen with in public. We don’t want anyone to even know she exists. We pretend we don’t know her if we see her in public and definitely never answer our phones if she calls. We’ll never go on a date with her, acknowledge her birthday or any holiday such as Valentine’s or Christmas. We’re always too busy for her unless we want to get some. She will never meet our friends and definitely not our families. She’s just happy she gets to have sex with someone better looking than her. Needless to say this girl is ugly or even a bit chubby, she has a low self esteem and if we she ever gets tired of giving it up it’s no big deal because she’s easily replaceable.

The Dream girlThis is the girl we only dream to actually be with. She’s way out of our league and we only fantasize of one day be able to have her. At times we actually become all the above categories to her. If we actually got to sleep with her, she generally regrets it the next day and it will probably never happened again unless she gets wasted and doesn’t know what she’s doing. Of course we’re always hopping it happens again. She’s smoking hot.

The wife material– This is the girl most women want to be. If you’re actually considered wife material or girlfriend material that means you’re a good girl who we really click with and like. You’re the best looking girl we think we’ll ever be able to have and we’re actually proud of being seen next to you in public. Aside of that, you get along with all our friends and our families actually approves and like you. We can see you in our future and even think you’ll make a good mom down the line. This girl can actually change our old “player” ways and we’re willing to do the impossible to not screw the relationship up. Ultimately we consider this a long term relationship.

I hope you get a general idea of the way guys view different girls and the criteria used when determining the type of relationship we’re willing to have with a girl. This is actually the honest truth and the way most guys think. Next time you’re having a hard time reading a guy and find yourself confused on where you stand, refer back to these categories and it might give you the answer. So, which categories have you been a part of?

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  • Keeva

    Wow. This actually makes me want to become a lesbian. Way to lower my opinion of men in general by at least twenty points. Good thing not all guys are cut from this cloth.

  • http://www.thelasthonestguy.com The Last Honest Guy

    Hate to break it to you sweetheart, this us true for 99% of the guys out there.

  • Autumn

    This is hilarious! Thank God I don’t have low self-esteem. A guy can only place you into a category if you allow yourself to be put there.

  • http://www.thelasthonestguy.com The Last Honest Guy

    Very well said!

  • jake

    i put my dick in a gatorade bottle filled with lotion and call it my girlfriend

  • http://www.thelasthonestguy.com The Last Honest Guy

    Jake, that’s hilarious! And ladies, there you have it, perfect example of how guys think.

  • FedUpWIthInsanity

    You know, screw you! What makes you think your below average intelligence and your “average male parts, or below” even warrant a tryst. You , the Last Honest Guy, will end up “humpless.” You’re a jerkl.

  • FedUpWIthInsanity

    You will end up with Jake, below, in a Gatorade Bottle—-that’s all you deserve.

  • http://www.thelasthonestguy.com The Last Honest Guy

    Truth hurts. I suggest you get over it.

  • Gianna Bellisa

    I’m with you Keeva. Who wants used goods? Even the article Has a category for women who are possible wifey potential. My question is would you wife a lady who has fucked as many people as you have with no consequence or regret?

    If so, would you respect her as wifey material if you went out on a date? If men don’t want to turn hos into housewives, why would a woman want to turn a whoremonger into a husband?

    You can’t have it both ways guys. Oh and yes, this article makes me want to be a lesbian too.

  • http://www.thelasthonestguy.com The Last Honest Guy

    Women can turn away a pretend this is not the reality and that’s fine, just don’t be shocked or disappointed when you discover on your own that this true.

  • Gianna Bellisa

    Honey I don’t sit here and pretend none of this is true. I do disagree with the BULL SHlT you wrote about men being made that way. Fact of the matter is, if you have no self control enough to keep it in your pants you’re WEAK and it makes you a male not a man. I don’t respect males, I respect men.

    A REAL man is someone who can control himself and is able to separate the girls from the women and doesn’t need to sleep with everyone he sees. He also knows his responsibility as a man and knows how to behave accordingly.

    Having male gential parts makes you a male not a man. A man is made not born.

    The fact of the matter is males like the ones have described in your article are not men they are males. They need to grow up.

    So I literally think that any male that agrees with you is just that. ALL THE REAL MEN, PLEASE STAND UP.

  • http://www.thelasthonestguy.com The Last Honest Guy

    Good luck differentiating between the two! I’ll give you a hint, spread your legs every time he asks for it.

  • Gianna Bellisa

    LMFAO. I have differentiated the two. I am married to an absolutely wonderful man who loves me and I him.

    I’m just completely shocked at the ignorant comment written in this article comparing men needing sex to women needing food. LOL. That is COMPLETLY untrue. Food is something you need, sex is something you want.
    Boys did fine not having sex for years before they broke their Virginity so that is another HUGH LOAD OF SHlT.

    Again it falls into the category of being a male, not a man. You aren’t talking about men in general, you’re talking about males. Everything you’ve mentioned in this article is referring to males.

    I have never come across a real man who acts this way and I probably never will because real men are just little boys who grew up and realized they didn’t need to act like a total lowlife in order to exist.

    God created men and women to be married and to exist for each other and not to exist sexually for each other’s pleasure with several people. The only reason Kings had so many wives and concubines was to populate the earth. There are no reasons to populate as the world is already populate.

  • Gianna Bellisa

    Oh and FWI little girls are the reason males exist.

    Real women don’t date males, they date men because like a REAL woman, REAL men have standards.

    Those girls you talk about who allow this are just that and should have more respect for themselves. The actions of these girls is like trash calling a dog, it’s tempting but it could be poisonous. The sad thing is males can’t defferenciate.

    It’s a real shame with all the STD’s out here people should have more respect for themselves.

  • Anna Nahmous

    Come over to the dark side. The sex is better. 🙂

  • thunderseed

    You are dumb and shouldn’t speak for 99% of men. Unless you are fucking men all the time, you have no idea what they are like in bed or what they want sexually. Men are people, and all people have different preferences. We don’t all share your stupid ideas. Sure, some guys like to seem like they are players, but they are usually pussies who can’t get laid and who don’t last more than 2 seconds in bed and who want to talk about their feelings. You are stupid if you think men want sex more than women do. Obviously you aren’t very experienced.

  • http://www.thelasthonestguy.com The Last Honest Guy

    You’re right and I should’ve been more specific. I was talking about most STRAIGHT men, it obviously doesn’t apply to you. Good call buddy.

  • thunderseed

    I’m female, dumbass. Proved my point that you are fucking dumb.

  • http://www.thelasthonestguy.com The Last Honest Guy

    If you’re that desperate for sex, it’s probably because no one is willing to touch you with an ugly stick. Sorry, you can’t fix ugly.

  • thunderseed

    Either you can’t read or you are too dumb to think of an intelligent response that is related to what I wrote. You are way too dumb to be writing articles.
    Have fun making false, offensive, ignorant generalizations about all straight men. In the future you should write about your own stupid opinions without stating that all of humankind is exactly like you. Thank fucking god they are not!

  • http://www.thelasthonestguy.com The Last Honest Guy

    So, if you are not a man but only look like one, what gives YOU the right to speak on behalf of all men? Your problem is that you’re so close minded that you still want to live in this fairy tale world and hope Prince Charming will come along. Sorry, with your attitude and negativity I doubt that will happen any time soon.

  • Caitlin Agora

    Everyone, find out who this guy is and refuse him sex, everywhere he goes. He’ll regret writing this, and it will teach him a lesson. Better still, wish for “unexplainable” and permanent erectile dysfunction to descend on him overnight. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • Caitlin Agora

    And furthermore, don’t fall for this guy’s bait with regards to his trotting out the (popular) implication that wives or girlfriends are supposedly “one up” on everyone else because of their “status”. They aren’t. Not all, but many have to put up with a good chunk of unpleasantry, and often abuse, on a daily basis in one form or another. Personally, I don’t think LTRs are based on love or sex at all, or the lack of it. They’re usually based on money, how much weight the person carries in the community, career, and sometimes, height. Quite a bit of bosh, then, and all pretence in my opinion, which is why I go for what pleases me.
    Has anyone considered that the writer of this article may be a woman – writing incendiary articles to get other women deliberately ruffled? Just saying.

  • AdaLovelace

    For any guy to be able to have this many a variety of girls you will need to look like a young brad pitt. Else you need to reduce these categories down to 3: the average girl who is willing to be the occasional booty call, the unattractive girl (fat, etc.) who is the guaranteed booty call, and the girlfriend/wife girl that you will have to jump through hoops to get. Be realistic–these are the options of the average-looking guy. For the below-average looking guy it’s further narrowed down to just the occasional booty call (because no girl is so much uglier than you that she’s willing to wait around for you) and the girlfriend/wife (because a lot of other women are out of your league, so you have to settle for a LTR or nothing).

  • John Jacques

    I do not think like this. None of my brothers, or any of the guys I associate with, think like this. Your rampant typographical and grammatical errors combined with your lack of intelligent arguments indicate that you’re a fucking moron. That’s the only reason you think this way, and think that you can speak for most men. You are a vapid, superficial, amoral idiot.

  • LLC █♥█

    I’m reading insulted women responses and I’m really amused and am laughing out loud right now. You wanted the truth and you got it. The guy is honest and you’re giving him bull for it. You’re so childish you don’t deserve to be called women. Just being real.
    P.S. 18 year old female here (so I don’t get bull too just because “only a man could write something like this”).

  • Brian Wildner

    PUT THE FUCKIN LOTION IN THE BASKET!

  • Jay

    Amen bro

  • Jay

    I hate to break it to you but it does not matter how many women a guy sleeps with, he cannot be classified as a hoe. Only a woman can, if she has has slept with a lot of guys. I’m sorry but it’s just an unspoken double standard that will always remain.

    And by the way, I’m sure you were somebody’s “booty call”/”one night stand” at some point.

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