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Can an Ugly guy still get laid?

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I recently answered a question of a guy that thought he was too ugly and wouldn’t get laid because of it. The truth is the guy was hideous. I believe that just because someone is ugly it doesn’t mean they’ll never get laid. Everyone on earth gets laid and not everyone is good looking. In reality sooner or later everyone gets laid and the only difference is that some have to work harder at it than others. Believe it or not even ugly guys get good looking women.

So I went on to give him a few words of advice. This is what I told him in a nice way:

Dude, when you’re as ugly as you are there’s nothing you can do about your physical appearance with the exception of just staying in shape and losing weight. If you’re trying to be attractive so that you can get chicks and ultimately get laid then luckily for you there are plenty of things you can do to help you and you can be as ugly as you are and still get laid.

First thing to keep in mind is that chicks will put out to anyone regardless of your looks and all you have to do is “accessorize” yourself. By accessorize I mean:

First, Get a haircut! You look like you’re a lazy slob.
Lose the glasses and get contacts or at least only wear them when you really have to.
Wear clothes that are “hip” or “In” whatever girls your age like.
Also, VERY IMPORTANT! Clip your nails, take showers every day, wear deodorant, shave, wear cologne etc. (Chicks like guys that are clean, and they do notice)
Have new or at least clean shoes.
Have the latest gadgets or things that everyone wants. (Don’t be the outcast that doesn’t own an iPod or has the oldest cell phone). Having the latest gadgets will get their attention and will make you more interesting.

Believe it or not chicks like guys that are clean cut, take care of themselves and smell good, it makes a huge difference to them.

Besides accessorizing yourself the single most important thing that will get you laid is to act confident in everything you do. Even if you’re not confident just act like you are. Chicks love a guy that’s confident and secure.

Ok, there, I gave you all you need to be able to get more chicks even if you’re as ugly as you are.

So the bottom line is that anyone can get laid regardless of their looks. Believe me I’ve seen plenty of examples of this and if you don’t believe me just go to the mall on the weekend and sit down on a bench and I bet you that sooner or later you’ll see a good looking chick holding hands with an ugly ass dude walking next to each other kissing and what not. And make sure to pay attention to the guy and maybe you’ll see what I’m talking about.

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  • The Last Honest Guy

    Are you an ugly who can’t get laid? Pretty pathetic! Just follow my advice and you’ll be ok. DON”T BE A LOSER!

  • Dejjh

    worst advice ever.

  • Anonymous

    There’s something worse than being ugly.
    It’s being OLD and still wanting young college-age women. I was born in ’69 and want to 69 with women half my age. Women my own age? I’d rather f^$& my right hand.

    The moral of my story? Get the good stuff while you’re young enough to get it! Or you might end up like me, still wanting it at 44 fucking years of age.

  • The Last Honest Guy

    Good point!

  • Anonymous

    Not only do these ugly guys get laid but they’re married with kids before they’re even 28 years old. Trust me plenty of examples of this phenomenon here in Silicon Valley.

    I don’t know if they just snatch up the first chick who gives them the time of day because they know they can’t do any better or if it’s the tech pay checks that do the convincing.

  • T Hal

    Sounds like the moralization of biology to me. Humans have eroticized youth back to our beginnings across likely most, if not just about all, cultures. It’s natural for people to be attracted to what they’re attracted to. And I don’t believe that intellectualizing the “shoulds” of tastes works broadly for adults. We have a chance with young children, but that would require significant cultural evaluative changes I don’t think most (Westerners) want. For example, the moral of your own story is that people ought to “[g]et the good stuff while you’re young enough to get it!” Just because people get older doesn’t mean their tastes will change. Worse, in a culture that deifies personal autonomy, mismatch between wants and potentials can be extreme as everyone buys into the mythos that we deserve and can get anything we want.

    I’m not trying to be argumentative, but you can enjoy a lot of something in your youth and crave it no less later in life–especially if “later” is younger and younger in longer and longer lifespans. I’m confident there’s another solution that’s compatible with human biology. Keep your eyes open… Peace.

  • Jennifer Elizabeth Masters

    There are plenty of women who take care of themselves and are amazingly beautiful and certainly better lovers than woman half your age. But you might be more concerned with age because you are afraid of your own mortality. It happens to everyone. We all grow old and die. Better take care of yourself so that you look good when you are old.

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